I’m writing this from my bed today since I can’t move.  I ate so much yesterday that I’m still comatose.  Why does Mrs. Clause have to be such a great cook? I think she is already planning our Christmas party for next year.  Santa had us elves build her the…

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Santa had a wonderfully successful night!  The reindeer did great with their task and no kids.  Another plus?  The sleigh didn’t break down.  We had a little trouble in Bloomington, MN, but we had a Bloomington MN tow service ready to help us out if needed.  They were great. They…

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I’ve been very busy preparing for Christmas.  Ya know, like I do all year long.  We are finally wrapping things up and Santa is loading up the sleigh.  It seems like a lot of the country is lacking snow thanks to El Nino, so that makes things a little harder…

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I know, I know. You’re probably thinking to yourself, “Seriously? A vacuum cleaner?”  But, yes, I am completely serious!  I don’t know about your house, but my house looks SO much cleaner when I finish up my cleaning by vacuuming.  I mean, if I don’t vacuum, it almost feels like…

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Can anybody gift me with sanity for Christmas this year? Or now.  Any time would be great and much appreciated.  My kids have been driving me crazy all weekend.  If they aren’t complaining about one thing, they are beating on each other.  My oldest (who is the ripe ol’ age…

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Christmas idea #2. So, I’m a boring grown adult.  That may make shopping for me and people like me easier or harder in your mind.  But, as a boring adult, gifts of home services is a very appealing thing! Take for example, fence staining.  My fence needs to be stained…

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hahahaha, I just got SO distracted watching that video I posted yesterday with the Efl clips.  Too dang funny. So, it got me thinking about Christmas.  And the fact that we are almost 1/2 way through the year already! Seriously, it’s CRA-ZY!  Before we know it, the weather will be…

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The weather got nice, but not it’s back to crappy so I return to do some Elf ZAPPIN’.  Yea baby. Bing bang boom. Zippity do da, zippity day. My oh my what a rainy day. I’m bored. Can ya tell? This is insane. I have this blog and I don’t…

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